Ninja Mum

They say bad things come in threes. I guess they can’t count. As well as poor old Prince’s ongoing health problems, we’ve had an outbreak of the dreaded lurgy. First little Chip was throwing up all over the place, now Frank. I’m surprised I have any skin left on my hands what with the amount of washing they have undergone. I usually make my own cleaning products, but I don’t faff about when it comes to sickness. I am armed to the teeth with my trusty bleach and hygienically-cleaned rags to tackle every germ before it can even think about infecting anyone else. I am the Germinator Terminator. Nothing can get past me MWAHAHAHAHA!




Just try it, sunshine.

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